Thursday, August 19, 2010

Martian Child

Gravity belt: check
Sunscreen: check
Cardboard box: check
If you have all these things nearby than you are obviously not from this planet. Dont feel bad, Dennis isnt either. In fact he is from Mars. On his search for a place in this world, Dennis stumbles upon David. Together they learn that be ordinary isnt ordinary at all. Prepare to embark on an intergalatic journey.

As you know, you cant bring liquids into space (at least none greater than 3 ounces) so this milkshake shake is approved by TSA and NASA.
I Almost Vaporized Your Milkshake
3 ounces milk
1 package dehydrated chocolate icecream
Combine at 30,000 feet for best results.

The story of a man becoming a father and a boy becoming a human son.


What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Leonardo. Johnny. How could you go wrong? Well apparently you can. While we expected some flesh eating, we were mistaken. Oh boy, were we mistaken. So what is eating Gilbert Grape? His overweight mother who hasnt left the house in 7 years? Or his challenged brother? Or his sister who thinks purple lipstick and blue eyeshadow is attractive? Whatever it is that is eating him alive is about to get sick.

Peek-a-boo Arnie
3 scoops of vanilla icecream
a plop of milk
13 hot tamales

Your mouth will be on fire after this one ;)